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[challenge entry] sick joke

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(ozof, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 22:53, archived)
[challenge entry] meanwhile
(ozof, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 22:53, archived)
[challenge entry] and finally...
(ozof, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 2:28, archived)
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this compo has made me feel wretched. trying to make people laugh shouldn't make you feel sad.
i daresay some people fit better than others into the b3ta fraternity and those people are quickly and volubly welcomed. i am obviously a very poor fit, so i'll just quietly bow out here.
thanks to jabber and the captain for being kind if they're around.
ta ta.
(ozof, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 20:33, archived)
# The broken heart makes this even sadder :(

But b3ta has generally been shit these past years if you're looking for replies to images.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 20:52, archived)
# It's just a shit compo, mate
Hard to get inspired for it. It's spacehoppers or gtfo.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 21:07, archived)
# Aerobies are awesome
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 20:48, archived)
# Is there a subsection on shutterstock dedicated to middle-aged women showing an unusually generous amount of breast?
Asking for a friend.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 22:58, archived)
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well i did google 'middle-aged woman showing an unusually generous amount of breast throwing a frisbee'
(ozof, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 23:00, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 23:49, archived)
# I loved Scarface
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 0:12, archived)
# I was trying to do the Jolly Jack eyebrows but I got the scale wrong
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 0:14, archived)
# Ahhh, the Groucho Marx moustache eyebrows
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 0:35, archived)
#
youtu.be/8GO3_KhV4fI
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 0:38, archived)
# He's got those squirrel-tit-juggling hands
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 1:40, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 14 Feb 2018, 0:43, archived)
# Busted.
His dad is pretty nonchalant about it. Bad parenting!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 1:12, archived)
# Very funny
Right up there with 'Womble jam' as a genuine chuckle maker
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 9:03, archived)
# You're welcome
lmgtfy.com/?q=girl+covered+in+cheese+pissing+into+hat
(strongp, Thu 15 Feb 2018, 13:57, archived)
# Will this suffice?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 0:02, archived)
# Arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Feb 2018, 20:48, archived)