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(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Thu 28 Jun 2018, 0:28, archived)
# I would swear that came with an axe.
Is anyone else wondering where Smash monkey is.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 28 Jun 2018, 0:35, archived)
# i heard smashy was involved in some kind of x factors got the talent to win a job thingy
a bit like the running man but at the job centre or something
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 28 Jun 2018, 0:40, archived)
# Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Thu 28 Jun 2018, 0:49, archived)
# No association with axe murdering, just hadn't seen her around.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 28 Jun 2018, 2:32, archived)
# Looks like she's been active in /talk
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 28 Jun 2018, 1:39, archived)
# nice way to take the heat off yourself for a while...
she's been active on /talk
she's shackled in my basement never to be seen again
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Thu 28 Jun 2018, 10:47, archived)
# have you got frogbeat down there too?
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Thu 28 Jun 2018, 10:50, archived)
# I let her keep her mobile, but damned her to /talk as punishment
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 28 Jun 2018, 13:25, archived)
# :)
you can do it!
(ozof, Thu 28 Jun 2018, 2:21, archived)
# If you B&Q it!
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Thu 28 Jun 2018, 13:23, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Jun 2018, 10:28, archived)
# Prison terms lolz
:)
(Paint! Another one lost, Thu 28 Jun 2018, 10:33, archived)
# Rosemary seeds...
you have gone too far. Too far I say!
(LokiMD, Thu 28 Jun 2018, 17:26, archived)
# Ah, but if everything was legal
advertising this is legal

but murder itself would also be legal

so why the need to hide a body?

eh?

EH?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 28 Jun 2018, 17:50, archived)
# What else are you going to do with it?
Prop it up in the corner of the kitchen and serve it crumpets?
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Thu 28 Jun 2018, 19:53, archived)
# I was thinking maybe put it on the barbecue
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 28 Jun 2018, 21:03, archived)
# Ha!
Reminds me of a comic I drew, (back when I thought I could be bothered to draw a regular comic... and quickly realising I couldn't.)
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Sat 30 Jun 2018, 15:09, archived)
# "How many people did you kill and bury in the garden Fred?"
"Eight."

"That's funny, we know of 12."

"Well, I'm a builder. I always add 50% to the original estimate."

/oldjoke
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 28 Jun 2018, 23:05, archived)