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# ROUND: 1


BABY: WINS

Score
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Baby: 1
Cat: 0
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 2 May 2003, 4:42, archived)
# Hello,
madame kitty!

Is my browser fucked or is it the image?
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 2 May 2003, 4:44, archived)
# i can see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 2 May 2003, 4:45, archived)
# I can see it..
it's just animating in a painful manor..
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 2 May 2003, 4:46, archived)
# heh
thats what you get for using opera

you do use opera, if i remember correctly?
(TheTruffleShuffle, Fri 2 May 2003, 4:48, archived)
# I didn't have a problem with it until I made the jump to 7.0
TJ:

I'd join if it wasn't for the not having sex..
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 2 May 2003, 4:50, archived)
# hmm you could go the Charlie Manson route
and erm.. "encourage" others to join the movement

/hell
(TheTruffleShuffle, Fri 2 May 2003, 4:52, archived)
# Then it would just be
HEMPT.

Which actually works better..
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 2 May 2003, 4:54, archived)
# help everyone make pretty towels?
i have no idea
(TheTruffleShuffle, Fri 2 May 2003, 4:55, archived)
# The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement
becomes
The Human Extinction Movement

VHEMPT
HEMPT
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 2 May 2003, 4:56, archived)
# oh yeah
you'll have to excuse me, i'm ridiculously drunk*


*lie
(TheTruffleShuffle, Fri 2 May 2003, 4:59, archived)
# heh
Those people are winners.
(UberTank, Fri 2 May 2003, 4:55, archived)
# interesting concept
but i don't think it will work.
Not that I ever plan on having children.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 2 May 2003, 4:53, archived)
# i'm with you, but others have a slightly different reasoning why the movement should stop
taken from it's message board:

If there are any amongst you who believe that by not breeding we are
saving the planet, you are wrong; what you're doing is keeping
another human off the planet who might design the ships, that will
carry humans off this planet to populate other parts of the galaxy;
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 2 May 2003, 4:56, archived)
# NICE!
Where can I get my nike shoes?

Ooo..is that..koolaid?
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 2 May 2003, 4:58, archived)
# You can still have sex
you just can't have babies. You know, contraception and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 2 May 2003, 4:55, archived)
# hehehe!
i know people like that...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 2 May 2003, 5:04, archived)
# if you're missing bits of the bottom
just refresh


(or see a doctor)

Hello
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 2 May 2003, 4:47, archived)
# class as always
(TheTruffleShuffle, Fri 2 May 2003, 4:46, archived)
# that's now
Baby: 25
Cat: 0

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 2 May 2003, 4:47, archived)
# :0)
i'm thinking baout doing a series and keeping score. but my 7 deadly squirells didn't make it...i get bored too easily.
(best squirril was wrath)
The Seven Deadly Squirrels: 2. Wrath
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 2 May 2003, 4:48, archived)
# hehe
(why has the cat got it's tail up the baby's nappy?)
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 2 May 2003, 4:48, archived)
# it's a sexy cat.
also (from the newsletter) slightly related:


FOREPLAY
I am no expert at foreplay. I am, however, a master at stroking
cats into a state of ecstasy, and a woman shouldn't be too
different. If your bird is anything like my cat, the following
manouevres are guaranteed to get her really frothed up:

Run your hand along her spine
Scratch her ears
Tickle her under her chin
Push her on her back, take hold of her feet and move her legs up
and down like levers
Poke her repeatedly in the belly with one finger while going, "You
love it, don't you, you big fat furry fucker," (or some more
appropriate endearment)
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 2 May 2003, 4:50, archived)
# works
for me!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 2 May 2003, 4:51, archived)
# if a woman did that to me
i'd be positively ecstactic
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 2 May 2003, 4:54, archived)
# I wouldn't!
I can't get my legs very high so it would be painful for me.


AAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH I NEED SLEEP!!! BUT CAN'T LEAVE!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 2 May 2003, 5:08, archived)
# i can put my legs behind my ears
fact
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 2 May 2003, 5:18, archived)
# I've seen pictures
FACT

And thought hhhmmmmmmmm, (more mmmmm than hmmmmmm) what an interesting position.

Also FACT
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 2 May 2003, 5:23, archived)
# is it all boys
on the board tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Fri 2 May 2003, 4:56, archived)
# yes but we're 50% gay if that helps...
:0)
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 2 May 2003, 4:57, archived)
# your all gay
:)
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Fri 2 May 2003, 4:59, archived)
# your or you're
:0)

last time checked i was only 48% gay.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 2 May 2003, 5:01, archived)
# your.
definitely your.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Fri 2 May 2003, 5:03, archived)
# ooo i take offence!
i shall give you swift slap to the head with my handbag.

:0)
(no offence taken)
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 2 May 2003, 5:09, archived)
# i'm borderline
but yes
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 2 May 2003, 4:57, archived)
# borderline on the board?
or borderline boy?

or both?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Fri 2 May 2003, 5:00, archived)
# both
partly both

i don't want to commit to anything just yet
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 2 May 2003, 5:01, archived)
# i've been on the lag with poets
i'm feeling melodramatical
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 2 May 2003, 5:02, archived)
# that makes no sense
because you can't see me flouncing around like a thespian from where you are
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 2 May 2003, 5:06, archived)
# me too, dramatic that is
so I played with my camera for a bit

I like this one a litte too much (HUGE)
crown.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Fri 2 May 2003, 5:06, archived)
# oooh!
that looks really good with your crown thing, did you make it yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 2 May 2003, 5:08, archived)
# crown? what crown?
making a crown would just be silly.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Fri 2 May 2003, 5:10, archived)
# crown matt emulsion
he's been prince regent for too long
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 2 May 2003, 5:20, archived)
# mmmmmmmm long hair
GOD I love long hair...

Is that a swimming pool? You posh cow!!! But can I skate in it please? :)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 2 May 2003, 5:10, archived)
# skate?
please note ugly plastic lawn furnature as indicative of my level of "posh"ness ;)
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Fri 2 May 2003, 5:12, archived)
# Are you sitting down
or standing in very long grass? I can't quite work that out!

*This bit has been edited, mainly because it's really not that funny to anyone other than me I guess*
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 2 May 2003, 5:17, archived)
# No
You're here!

:)

And now I'm going...honestly!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 2 May 2003, 5:00, archived)
# hmm
that question is in itself loaded (coming from you) since you had to be here to post it, which therefore means the board is not entirely male. or something like that. i'm high on marker fumes, so i ahve no idea what i just wrote
(TheTruffleShuffle, Fri 2 May 2003, 5:01, archived)
# marker fumes?
that desperate?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Fri 2 May 2003, 5:08, archived)
# bored more like
i've been working on my portfolio for gradschool applications. bleccch
(TheTruffleShuffle, Fri 2 May 2003, 5:12, archived)
# That's class sir!!!
Me likes that lots!!!

but I must be off bed now!!!

Night Night you crazy lot!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 2 May 2003, 4:57, archived)
# night night
sweet dreams
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 2 May 2003, 5:00, archived)
# No kiss tonight?
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 2 May 2003, 5:01, archived)
# *slobber*
*drool*






(much later)



*rash*




(sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 2 May 2003, 5:02, archived)
# *puts scarf on*
Don't worry about it.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 2 May 2003, 5:05, archived)
# Hehehe
woo. I wanna see round two where the baby gets his clock cleaned by the cat.
In my experience cat usually wins, simply by having 20 little claws and a mouth full of pointy chompers!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 2 May 2003, 5:12, archived)
# you'll have to wait till monday
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 2 May 2003, 5:18, archived)
# s'okay
I only b3ta at work anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 2 May 2003, 5:20, archived)
# How is it
the baby wins?
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Fri 2 May 2003, 6:52, archived)
# The judge's decision:
Unanimous Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 2 May 2003, 8:29, archived)