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# To celebrate International Piss Poor Punnage Day... It's not pretty...
Geddit? iSaw... not pretty... iSaw, it's an iSaw... Geddit? Geddit?
Ahhh... Please yourself!
(AdrianJ, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 23:52, archived)
# he's holding it wrong
unable to resist, soz
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 8:41, archived)
# Don't be ridiculous!
If he held it by the other end, he'd have no fingers left!
(AdrianJ, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 10:18, archived)
# maybe that's why steve jobs is dead
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 11:20, archived)
# I suspect you're right.
I don't recall Apple ever stating how many coffins Jobs was buried in. What are they trying to hide?
(AdrianJ, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 12:46, archived)
# If someone got eaten by a tiger and one finger is all that's left, would a tiny coffin be used? Far better for the planet
(dribble, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 12:55, archived)
# I think they should use a full size coffin in case additional body parts turn up later.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 13:01, archived)
# Exhume, we just found an ear
(dribble, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 14:30, archived)
# This is what we use round our way.
Don't be tempted by the B&Q offering, it leaks.

(AdrianJ, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 15:59, archived)
# more like 2400% costlier
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 23:52, archived)