I wrote a script to mash up an array of toilet-related words and the names of Tory MPs.
The results reminded me of Garbage Pail Kids, hence...

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monkeon schmonkeon,
Tue 26 Oct 2021, 22:28,
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I DEMAND A COMPLETE SET
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brb natural fistic,
Tue 26 Oct 2021, 22:32,
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There was a set of
toilet-based ones, so I could have had enough source material.
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monkeon schmonkeon,
Tue 26 Oct 2021, 22:38,
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Ace!
Top Trumps
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 26 Oct 2021, 23:03,
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There are quite a few real names there I don't recall ever hearing of before.
Perhaps I'm not paying enough attention.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust,
Wed 27 Oct 2021, 8:39,
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Like 90s footballers,
I only really know the ones who have done something newsworthy awful.
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monkeon schmonkeon,
Wed 27 Oct 2021, 9:39,
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And given the competition, you have to be exceptionally awful to float to the very top
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 27 Oct 2021, 12:41,
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Bim Floater might also work.....
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Snar,
Wed 27 Oct 2021, 10:10,
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maybe make a public version of the poo name finder
What's My Poo Name?
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rob,
Wed 27 Oct 2021, 14:23,
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Sadly the hit rate isn't good enough for it to work for most people.
Had to run 363 names through it to get about 100 results, and that was with a low match requirement. Most are things like henry SHIT (henry smith).
(You get rob MANURE)
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monkeon schmonkeon,
Wed 27 Oct 2021, 14:41,
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ok. How Shitty IS My Name?
You scored a 0% shit rating
vs
Your Name is 100% shit Mr Rob Manure
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rob,
Wed 27 Oct 2021, 14:44,
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