DONKEY!
Fetch the donkey.
[Edit: Blimey, that was quick]
Brill.
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Tart Monkey,
Tue 6 May 2003, 1:22,
archived)
Because Sir,
you are a deviant.
[Probably, just assuming... you know, you hang out here, so you tend to assume things like that...]
Mmmm. Best go. Night.
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Tart Monkey,
Tue 6 May 2003, 1:36,
archived)