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# Bonsai Made Easy

Muchos biggeros [920kb!]
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 7 May 2003, 15:34, archived)
# LOL
reminds me of the bonsai kittens hoax, you all know about it?
(Zephret, Wed 7 May 2003, 15:35, archived)
# No
do tell
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 7 May 2003, 15:35, archived)
# ok
its www.bonsaikittens.com , but dont take it for real, its a hoax and its got the RSPCA and other animal organizations realing
(Zephret, Wed 7 May 2003, 15:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 7 May 2003, 15:38, archived)
# Don't play up to them, they're
being mean.
Bonasi Kittens is one of those things that keeps popping up on here.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 7 May 2003, 15:38, archived)
# Among other things!
Poor Bunny!

www.animalsvoice.com/IMAGES/bunny_glass.jpg
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 7 May 2003, 15:58, archived)
# Yeahm
give it a fag and let bees sting its eyes!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 7 May 2003, 16:02, archived)
# You don't work for L'Oreal do you?
:D
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Wed 7 May 2003, 16:04, archived)
# Stoo stoo
studio line.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 7 May 2003, 16:07, archived)
# Why not post it?
Preferably as a new thread or two.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 7 May 2003, 15:36, archived)
# It MUST be GC
by now-

It's been around for ages (5 years?)
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 7 May 2003, 15:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! s0WmVHAwZgpG, Wed 7 May 2003, 15:37, archived)
# that's
an interesting shape...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 7 May 2003, 15:40, archived)
# It looks erm
sociable.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 7 May 2003, 15:41, archived)
# sociable???
hang on, isn't it the thing Windy Miller used to twiddle?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 7 May 2003, 15:45, archived)
# Hugh, Pugh, Barney Magrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grub?
I don't think so.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 7 May 2003, 15:49, archived)
# He moved a crank to
make the credits roll.

Quite profound really- the puppet wound the credits showing all the people who had contributed to his being there. Like an Oscar speech...
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 7 May 2003, 15:52, archived)
# *smacks forehead*
Yes, I know.
I was being humorous.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 7 May 2003, 15:54, archived)
# it's 'Pugh Pugh'
they're twins y'know. probably not
(Reply, Wed 7 May 2003, 16:09, archived)
# Why give both your
twins the same name? Surely that just makes things worse?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 7 May 2003, 16:11, archived)
# then you
never need to worry about telling them apart...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 7 May 2003, 16:13, archived)
# I
absolutely agree
(Ecclesia, Wed 7 May 2003, 15:40, archived)
# I still haven't
worked out how you would fix that tow bar to the back of your car, let alone the caravan.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 7 May 2003, 15:45, archived)
# I remember
when people used to laugh at my jokes.
Aaah, happy memories.

*wipes tear from eye*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 7 May 2003, 15:52, archived)
# I chuckled silently
inside. outwardly I groaned : )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 7 May 2003, 15:57, archived)
# A joke?
I was working out how to solve your towbar crisis.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 7 May 2003, 16:16, archived)
# It's as old
as the hills on this site, mate.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 7 May 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Just got mailed this
www.b3ta.com/board/961576

Well done Mr Chickenuts.

hello everyone, I'm back from my hols so sorry if you knew the pic had gone viral
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Wed 7 May 2003, 15:39, archived)
# Welcome back
have a good time?
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Wed 7 May 2003, 15:52, archived)
# yes thanks
moved house and had a week settling in.

Have you finished yet?
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Wed 7 May 2003, 16:11, archived)
# m3ss3ng3r
now
(Mattyboy, Wed 7 May 2003, 16:06, archived)
# hahaha
you should be able to pick it up and carry it around now :)

I must go to work today, see all of the late-night people later..
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 7 May 2003, 15:36, archived)
# hee hee
that's great!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 7 May 2003, 15:36, archived)
# I want to have a marzipan jadeviper
sounds yummy
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 7 May 2003, 15:40, archived)
# you'd need
a helluvua lot of marzipan!

afternoon, how's you?

Edit: why isn't there a marzipan filter in tattyswap??? We should campaign, storm the gates of Adobe... or not...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 7 May 2003, 15:46, archived)
# we should, indeed
I am fine, although I heard today that I'll have to go to India for a month at least soon.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 7 May 2003, 15:59, archived)
# that's
a long time and a long way away. And a nightmare for one so fair-skinned! Make sure you get sun block on expenses. : P
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 7 May 2003, 16:02, archived)
# Now that is lovely
woo for being so damned hummus-filled
(kryptik, Wed 7 May 2003, 15:36, archived)
# Ho Ho!
Very Father Ted/small cow/far-away cow!

(I helped save b3ta! Dobbin The Great, Wed 7 May 2003, 15:37, archived)
# i really like that
:)
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Wed 7 May 2003, 16:05, archived)