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# .
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 7 May 2003, 15:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha,
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 7 May 2003, 15:46, archived)
# That's Gatwick!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 7 May 2003, 15:53, archived)
# Heh,
Or the Crawley one way system.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 7 May 2003, 15:53, archived)
# nooooo
I learnt to drive there *shudder*

Crawley has roundabouts designed by the Devil Himself.
(OB1, Wed 7 May 2003, 15:58, archived)
# indeed they are
(Nemo, Wed 7 May 2003, 15:59, archived)
# Tis the debbils work!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 7 May 2003, 16:00, archived)
# I thought
he designed it all?
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 7 May 2003, 16:01, archived)
# that
and Milton Keynes...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 7 May 2003, 16:04, archived)
# arghhhhhh
not THE creepy crawley one way system
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 7 May 2003, 16:00, archived)
# That very beast.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 7 May 2003, 16:03, archived)
# as designed by
John Crawley, top cricketing chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 7 May 2003, 16:03, archived)
# No,
Alister Crawley.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 7 May 2003, 16:04, archived)
# oh sorry,
my mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 7 May 2003, 16:06, archived)
# Right, then
As a fully paid up member* of the Crawley Liberation Front (Fluffiness division), I hereby command you to stop slagging off our noble town!
So there.

*Well me membership's in the post guvnor, honest
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Wed 7 May 2003, 16:31, archived)
# danger
this world is about to implode
(rotating bread, Wed 7 May 2003, 15:47, archived)
# wouldn't it be a shame
if aliens actually tried to contact humans through b3ta.com for some unknown and unknowable reason. We'd be like "fuck off and photoshop it"
"but we come in peace"
"piss off and stop threadwasting your gay"
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 7 May 2003, 16:00, archived)
# that's already happened,
ages ago, that's so GlassCock, etc, etc
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 7 May 2003, 16:04, archived)
# oh cocks
ah well
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 7 May 2003, 16:24, archived)
# I R
Weasle....All your base are belong to us....
(anesthetik, Wed 7 May 2003, 18:24, archived)
# Splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 7 May 2003, 15:47, archived)
# They are presumably
about to fall through the b3ta "hole through the world" we dug earlier :)
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 7 May 2003, 15:48, archived)
# aaaargh
hemel!
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 7 May 2003, 15:48, archived)
# excellent job if i may say so
(Nemo, Wed 7 May 2003, 15:49, archived)
# Blimey,
where's my Torquemada?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 7 May 2003, 15:50, archived)
# woo !
looks like our town planners had a input into that !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 7 May 2003, 15:49, archived)
# snigger
tsk. What is this "you are"? I is not understanding
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 7 May 2003, 15:49, archived)
# hmm
should be you're
(Nemo, Wed 7 May 2003, 15:52, archived)
# you're isnt a word
the correct spelling is your. shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 7 May 2003, 15:53, archived)
# wat planet u from
you're is an abbreviation for you are duh!
(Nemo, Wed 7 May 2003, 15:58, archived)
# YOU'RE? YOU'RE?
Your related to Edward Lear arent you? The amount of nonsense coming out of your mouth!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 7 May 2003, 16:03, archived)
# i love the pedantry over your/you're
when he/she can't spell what and uses 'u' as a word ;)

i'm with you db, your right
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 7 May 2003, 16:05, archived)
# Its all so postmodern
Tell newbies of for incorrect use apostrophe's or tell them off for correct use. I love's it.

(and of course Im write. Im always write.)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 7 May 2003, 16:08, archived)
# Her right what?
(OB1, Wed 7 May 2003, 16:08, archived)
# i'm sure it's as lovely as he're left?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 7 May 2003, 16:10, archived)
# Should be my
what?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 7 May 2003, 15:55, archived)
# what on earth are they teaching kids
in schools these days?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 7 May 2003, 15:57, archived)
# As far I can tell,
not a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 7 May 2003, 15:57, archived)
# aye
all bloody "citizenship studies" and HND's in Madonna lyrics.

Political correctness gone mad, I tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 7 May 2003, 16:05, archived)
# What ever happened to jam studies?
And CDT, (Cheese, Doughnuts and Tortoises)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 7 May 2003, 16:09, archived)
# i wasn't allowed to do CDT
not after the "spray glue incident"
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 7 May 2003, 16:14, archived)
# :oD
*snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 7 May 2003, 15:50, archived)
# ha ha ha
You are mad. That is fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Wed 7 May 2003, 16:01, archived)
# Basingstoke
.
(Mattyboy, Wed 7 May 2003, 16:01, archived)
# wow!
I wonder if you have ever done a pictures that has not frontpaged!

WYH.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 7 May 2003, 16:05, archived)
# ha


pervert
: )
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 7 May 2003, 16:08, archived)
# I dunno why
but this kinda reminds me of a Spanish(I think) short film that used to get shown in the early days of 24hr TV when they were desperate for things to fill up the time.

Some guy drops his kid off at school then goes into a phonebox to make a call. But the door jams and he can't get out. People try to rescue him but to no avail. Eventually, a truck from the phone company arrives and picks up the whole phonebox, with him still in it, and takes it away. They go way out of town to their factory, which is in the side of a mountain. He gets taken deeper and deeper into the mountain until he gets put in a huge room filled with thousands of these phoneboxes.

And in each phonebox is a corpse...
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 7 May 2003, 16:11, archived)
# it's
called el cabina or something like that.

(edit: la cabina)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 7 May 2003, 16:12, archived)
# Ah ha!
So I'm not mad!

Classic stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 7 May 2003, 16:15, archived)
# Sounds like my
nightmare the other night. Apart from it was in the shower.

Fantastic pic by the way.
(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Wed 7 May 2003, 16:25, archived)
# oh wow
so it wasn't a dream!

Unless you dreamed it too...
(I helped save b3ta! weevilstepmother, Wed 7 May 2003, 16:34, archived)
# I really LOL'd this one
We have one of those in our city.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 7 May 2003, 16:13, archived)
# ace
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 7 May 2003, 16:36, archived)
# My old maths teacher...
...is credited as being the inventor of the mini roundabout. We gave him a good kicking when we left.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 7 May 2003, 17:29, archived)