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Hmm. See if you can get the subtle subtext of this little play wot I wrote:

Man 1 enters pub.
Man 1: 'Sorry I'm late, I was stuck in traffic and don't carry a mobile phone because I think they're rude.'
Man 2: 'Not half as rude as leaving me standing around waiting for your Luddite arse to show up.'
Man 2 exits pub. Curtain.

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:39, archived)

Now I *do* have a mobile and all that

but most people can cope perfectly well with someone arriving late.

They really can.

(Amerella, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:45, archived)

Phone boxes work quite well for me.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:46, archived)

I have no affection

for the smell of piss.

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:48, archived)

But doesn't it remind you of your

mother?

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:49, archived)

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:52, archived)

I used to be anti mobile phones

but I've changed my mind, since having to get one. But I still won't use a 'care in the community' hands free kit. I still think walking down the road, arguing with yourself says 'section me, please'

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Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:02, archived)

If by "section" you mean

cut me into 0.1mm thin strips, then yes.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 19 May 2003, 10:03, archived)