ifyou spoke orangutan, you would know very well that I just agreed with King Ralph's observation that the picture was definitely NOT a monkey. Also, anyone who insinuates that the gentleman (well, all right, gentleAPE) with the hat is a monkey, will come to a very nasty end.
Possibly involving library books.
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Tue 20 May 2003, 2:06,
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Possibly involving library books.
Indeedand don't think you can bribe him with soft fruit either.
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King Ralph is drunk,
Tue 20 May 2003, 2:07,
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certainly not.though you might be able to distract him with a one-armed-bandit and a sack of pennies.
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Tue 20 May 2003, 2:09,
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Trueand as many peanuts as you've got. Mind you, the one-armed bandit's never been the same since he blew beer into the slot. You can get a free go now yknow.
( King Ralph is drunk,
Tue 20 May 2003, 2:12,
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