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# best joke ever is as follows:
why did the mexican push his wife off a cliff?

tequila!
(martian, Tue 27 May 2003, 3:48, archived)
# it is a good pun
:)

but not the best ever, I think
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 27 May 2003, 3:50, archived)
# My IT teacher at school once asked me what a spreadsheet was
and i told her it was mexican for telling lies. I got a fucking detention for that, and got kicked out of the classroom.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 27 May 2003, 3:51, archived)
# ha ha ha
serves you right you precocious little shit.
(martian, Tue 27 May 2003, 3:52, archived)
# she was a fucking bitch though.
She was a right minging fucker too. all twisted teeth n stuff. Bitch, I never liked her.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 27 May 2003, 3:54, archived)
# it is the funniest joke ever
FACT!
(martian, Tue 27 May 2003, 3:52, archived)
# nahhhhhhhhhh
whats ET short for?



cos hes got little legs...




that jokes pisses on all other jokes!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 27 May 2003, 3:53, archived)
# why do penguins walk softly?
because they can't walk, hardly...
(martian, Tue 27 May 2003, 3:54, archived)