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[challenge entry] At cinemas everywhere, all the bloody time
Your run of the mill Hollywood blockbuster:

From the Bad Song, Worse Movie challenge. See all 726 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:00, archived)
# "three and a half hours...
"... of looking out of the window"

hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:01, archived)
# "it made my brain bleed"
arf! wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:01, archived)
# ha
woo to you!
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:02, archived)
# Arf!
Top-hole!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha
lovely!

Cunty mints - why can't I change my user name?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:06, archived)
# Because you have spaces or apostrophes in your current name
or something like that
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:09, archived)
# How does that work then?
I go to click 'save changes' but it just resets to what it was before!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:11, archived)
# cookies
it's all about cookies. eat your cookies.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:12, archived)
# Try deleting your cookies
and then doing it.

Or something.
(Amerella, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:12, archived)
# You need to click the
"Save Changes" box beneath your username, not the other ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:12, archived)
# I did that but it still resest itself
and I don't wanna go deleting my cookies!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:13, archived)
# Never mind that!
You've got an exam soon!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:14, archived)
# That's the point!
That was yesterday!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:17, archived)
# Oh
hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:17, archived)
# what do you want it changing to -
just King Ralph? I can do that but you will have to delete your b3ta cookies
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:18, archived)
# OK, I've found me B3ta cookies
let me delete them first and try it that way!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:20, archived)
# try purging your hard drive,
throw your Tom Peter out the windy and do something less boring instead, why don'tcha?
(Sybil 'n' Tess, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 11:04, archived)
# just delete the b3ta ones then
they should be obvious. they're the ones with hundreads and thousands on.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:15, archived)
# It doesn't hurt to delete cookies.
I'm sure they'll come back. I've deleted loads of mine before.
(Amerella, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:15, archived)
# this happens sometimes
I think you may need some mod-power action to help you out.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:15, archived)
# Give me your password
and i'll do it for you

bwahahahahahahaha! (oops should've left off the maniac laughter)
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:18, archived)
# hem hem
there should be more minimalism. very nice.

[edit] buggers! you've pulled it back to 3-all! i'd better get trying properly ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:06, archived)
# Hurrah!
It took advanced shopping skills this one.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:18, archived)
# that blokes not dead?
you're kidding me. I thought he died years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:07, archived)
# Nah.
That was someone else.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:08, archived)
# she's thinking of that other bloke
who was in that other film.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:09, archived)
# wasn't he the one
in that film with thingy, you know, the bloke with the hat?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:10, archived)
# No, no, no
your getting him confused with the other one, you know, him, the one in that film with her from that thing with him in it.
You know, him, with the leg.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:16, archived)
# someone else died?
oh but i loved them.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:10, archived)
# The sort of film that's only good
if you are fifteen and planning on snogging throughout.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:07, archived)
# I went to see "moonlighting" with Cher in it
on that basis. Ended up watching the whole bleeding film. Silly girl.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:09, archived)
# I had a similarly unpleasant experience
with Steve Martins 'Father of the Bride'.
Though she was paying so best not grumble too much
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:10, archived)
# Nonsense
You lved that film. You've got the T-shirt, and the wedding dress to prove it.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:20, archived)
# I let her keep the t-shirt
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:27, archived)
# You went to the pictures with Cher?!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:11, archived)
# Oh come on,
we've all done that.
When I went she let me feel one of her ribs.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:13, archived)
# I'm sure there's a
Sonny Bono gag to be made there, but I can't for the life of me think what it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:15, archived)
# she still takes it out with her?
Even tho she's had it removed for a smaller waist?
Freak.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:16, archived)
# Yeah,
she keeps it in a velevet lined box.
Smooth.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:17, archived)
# it's impossible to watch "Mask" now
without a faint sense of irony.

Still a very good/sad film though. Poor Rocky *sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:18, archived)
# that's reminded me
of this: images.google.com/images?q=aging+wrestlers in case anyone missed it yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:24, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:10, archived)
# Yarrrr!
That be good, yarrr, have sum rum, yarr
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:13, archived)
# He he.
I knew it was you as soon as I saw the Godot.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:14, archived)
# Well spotted that man.
I'm not obsessed, honest guv'na.

(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:17, archived)
# No, i was NEVER in the Macon country,
I've puked my puke of a life away here, i tell you. Here! In the Cackon country!
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:23, archived)
# mindpisstules
oops
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:22, archived)
# And cultured mindpisstules,
at that.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:24, archived)
# It's not often Waiting For Godot is quoted on the FP
woo to you
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 4 Jun 2003, 10:20, archived)
# Woo
to the small print!
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