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# Good one
and nice to see you again Mr R

Please note that I cannot actually see you
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:26, archived)
# i can
heheheh
(martian, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:27, archived)
# oi mister
i've had a shite cold/flu thing for a week - nose/head is full of phlegm and voice box is raw - can i please be excused from band?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:28, archived)
# errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
only if you really want to.

bum.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:32, archived)
# unless
it's not being deadlined for a week or so - have a headfull of snot... sorry to be graphic but it's true.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:35, archived)
# its true.
it'll take fucking weeks to wash these walls.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:37, archived)
# There's still time and I would like you in on it
loads of people have colds and exams (or a combo) so no rush.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:39, archived)
# that's good then : )
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:41, archived)
# didnt ask me you fucktard!
I'd refuse anyway, on the grounds of being shite.

but its the principal of the thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:44, archived)
# some theivin muthas robbed our office and freatened us with knives and stuff..
and nicked me laptop.. So I've been away!

But now got a new Uber laptop and am back.

I think I sorta like those bastards now, double specially as I get another go in the unmarked police car on wendesday (I was making little "nee naw" noises last time. I think the rozzers thought I was still in shock :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:28, archived)
# Kinell
really ?

Shitting eck.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:32, archived)
# Yep.
The rozzers were ace tho. The turned the "wooo woooo" noise thing and put one of those blue flashy things on the dash and drove realllly fast.

We (they) stopped 5 potential "perps" and fisted frisked them and everthing.

It was ace. Except the robbery. That was bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:37, archived)
# Sounds muchos fun
Robberies, by their very nature, are bad things

FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:39, archived)
# I know.
But I think that I shall now pretend to be the police at every oppertunity and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:41, archived)
# that's a crime in itself you know.
phone the police and tell them you saw somneone impersonating a police officer, they might take you for another car ride.
(martian, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:43, archived)
# even if it was ME
doing the impersonating? We've got a loveley bedroom mirror and I've spent all evening in front of it going "Roight! Yore Nicked!"
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:46, archived)
# sorry dude
they don't let paddies in the met. you'd be sussed straight away.
(martian, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:48, archived)
# What what?
My dear chap, thats frightfully uncouth of the MET what what?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:49, archived)
# that's what i said.
bvut thank you lucky stars you're not black, or they'd have kicked the fuck out of you by now.
(martian, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 0:51, archived)