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# heh
A beer gut is a sign of distinction.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:08, archived)
#
... and beer
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:10, archived)
# and beer is a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:13, archived)
# hence
a beer gut is a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:15, archived)
# indeed
and you can wobble it when you're bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:16, archived)
# I'd like to sport one of these fine "guts"
... but how do I set about it?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:17, archived)
# drink beer
and lots of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:18, archived)
# that sounds challenging,
is there some sort of quick fix diet or exercise routine I can follow in order to quickly facilitate the development of my new and desirable physique?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:21, archived)
# there are no shortcuts
but eating crisps, fried breakfasts, and fast food all help accelerate the process.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:25, archived)
# I'm prepared to put in the time
Thank you for your advice... I'm off to get drunk, for the good of my gut.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:38, archived)
# where i work
everyone has a beer gut
(ifu96496, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:21, archived)
# beer
i work for a beer company and i have a good life
(ifu96496, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:18, archived)
# hooray for beer!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:20, archived)
# The Good Life was on TV last night
Hoooora.... Ummmmm Felicity
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:34, archived)
# YOU ALL KNOW NOTHING ABOUT BEER!
SO THERE
(ifu96496, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:22, archived)
# what makes you say these things?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:23, archived)
# Yeah
cos I went to the Heineken museum a couple of weeks ago, I know everything I need about beer.

It tastes good.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:25, archived)
# it tastes good
AND it makes you talk bollocks in pubs.

Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:27, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:30, archived)
# Heineken tastes good?
omg. you've never drunk beer before have you.

heineken is fucking lemonade.
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:29, archived)
# I want to name a pitbull lemonade
(I helped save b3ta! mookid, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:33, archived)
# Tastes a helluva lot better than most lagers
cos, frankly, lager is shite.

Bitter or real ale are much much better, but make my botty burp.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:43, archived)
# shut up,
theres a good chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 17 Jun 2003, 10:24, archived)