if you type help
it gives you a poem on death
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corington,
Wed 18 Jun 2003, 12:13,
archived)
type beer
it sends you to fark
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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl,
Wed 18 Jun 2003, 12:14,
archived)
and kitten
goes to bonsaikitten...
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corington,
Wed 18 Jun 2003, 12:15,
archived)
typing "furtive bear"
sends you to a site about US Airforce anti drug operations...
www.globalsecurity.org/military/ops/furtive-bear.htm
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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl,
Wed 18 Jun 2003, 12:17,
archived)
well
bugger me
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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!",
Wed 18 Jun 2003, 12:21,
archived)
sex
(sfw)
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mookid,
Wed 18 Jun 2003, 12:21,
archived)
and contact
gives you the email address
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corington,
Wed 18 Jun 2003, 12:24,
archived)
the fear
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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl,
Wed 18 Jun 2003, 12:28,
archived)
type b3ta into it
guess What?
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mookid,
Wed 18 Jun 2003, 12:19,
archived)
and
'the'
takes you to the onion's web site..
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djdirect,
Wed 18 Jun 2003, 12:15,
archived)
administrator
guest
secret
shit
goatse
no it is not
yes it is
this is not a text box
this is not a computer
god
creator
point
tits(careful)
death
ghost
host
it must be a b3tan
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mookid,
Wed 18 Jun 2003, 12:26,
archived)
Try
there is no spoon
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Ssco,
Wed 18 Jun 2003, 12:55,
archived)