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J. Edgar Hoover was a sinister man,
He had a sinister face and a sinister plan;
Although he was sinister it must be said,
J. Edgar Hoover never hoovered my head.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 8:00, archived)
# my head is hoovered
i now look like this
(I helped save b3ta! wangolini, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 8:03, archived)
# my...
that's just lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 8:06, archived)
# that's beautiful,
did you write it yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 8:10, archived)
# I wish I did...
no, it's the first verse of a song called "Last Night My Wife Hoovered My Head" by Fat and Frantic.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Thu 10 Jan 2002, 8:12, archived)