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# 'cos he'll shag you for a fiver.
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:10, archived)
# that's inflation for you.
(martian, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:11, archived)
# Ahhhhhhh
Mr Martian,
You work in radio I see.
Looking for any sound engineers then.

Go on, giz a job!
(I helped save b3ta! D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:13, archived)
# i see you stayed up
late watching shit tv. did you see that thing about people wrestling in mud and such? it was fucking brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:15, archived)
# No
just a shit film with Beau Bridges in.
I think the mud wrestling would have been far more enjoyable.
(I helped save b3ta! D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:16, archived)
# you should have watch channel 5
that had steven seagull in marked for death.

classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:18, archived)
# i saw bits of that whilst channel hopping.
thank god i never had so much time on my hands in the 80s, it would only have taken fifteen seconds to realise there's nothing on ("bbc1... no. bbc2... no. itv... no. four... no."). thanks to digital tv i can go round the 30-odd tv channels and 50-odd radio channels deluding myself that sooner there'll be something on that's better than finally finishing "the god of small things".
(martian, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:20, archived)
# Don't get
Channel 5!
(I helped save b3ta! D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:28, archived)
# it was brilliant.
there was this guy who just loved wrestling in muck, and he arranged to wrestle this big gay chap. anyways, the gay chap kept feeling the other chap's cock. the straight chap just didn't understand and bemoaned the fact, saying 'but i only wanted a wrestle'. marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:19, archived)
# he only wanted to wrestle
in oil

or custurd.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:22, archived)
# not really no.
we have our own. they might be on the lookout for sm's, though, but we don't have any say in that matter.
(martian, Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:15, archived)
# Oh
well, always worth a try!

Ta
(I helped save b3ta! D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Fri 27 Jun 2003, 13:17, archived)