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# Don't make him angry


I trust you all saw the story posted earlier....
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:29, archived)
# haha
bad man!
edit/reminded me of this...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:30, archived)
# hahaha
That is soup herb.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:32, archived)
# haha
dirty!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:32, archived)
# hello Mr Monster:)
not seen you for a while, hope you are tip-top OK?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:34, archived)
# Hi Monkeyman
I am tippity toppity, your good self?
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:36, archived)
# im very good thankyou
im a married ape now, AND i went strawberry picking yesterday. Life could not be better:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:47, archived)
# woo
It is all coming back to me now, how was your honeymoon?
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:52, archived)
# It was lovely, cheers
nice and sunny, although the Scilians were a bit grumpy
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:56, archived)
# up in the valley
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:36, archived)
# filth!
everywhere! filth!
(martian, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:40, archived)
# filthy.
just filthy...
(martian, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:31, archived)
# you
LOVE
it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:33, archived)
# hello sir!
how was the holiday with f.k.?
(martian, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:33, archived)
# Jolly good,
jolly good indeed, sadly it went to quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:34, archived)
# don't they always?
i was on holiday with mrs martian last week - photos on my spanking new and rather threadbare site, www.themartian.net
(martian, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:35, archived)
# What did you think of
The Eden project, we had friendss that went there and thought it was crap, I loved it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:36, archived)
# i really enjoyed it.
thought the signs etc were a bit preachy, but they're probably aimed at kids. but it's a nice day out, i especially like the photo of my in the auditorium... it was a lovely day, which helped.
(martian, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:39, archived)
# Splendid.
Did you see the giant Bee?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:40, archived)
# The giant bee
is lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:52, archived)
# yes!
it's fab!
(martian, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:56, archived)
# you buy domain names
like I buy socks
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:40, archived)
# What?
Waits until there are holes in the old ones first?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:53, archived)
# where did you go?
we're off in 10.. count them 10 days!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:37, archived)
# Yorkshire,
lass.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:38, archived)
# nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:40, archived)
# And you,
where are you and the lovely Mr Rune headed?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:41, archived)
# Well,
at the moment I'm going totally mad.

Insane in fact.

*searches for big fuck off shotgun*
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:47, archived)
# red sea - egypt like : )
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:50, archived)
# friend of mine got a police warning in egypt
for cuddling his girlfriend in public.

you be careful!
(martian, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:57, archived)
# oooooh will do, ta!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:59, archived)
# peak district?
do much walking?
(martian, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:40, archived)
# You know
where you're going, my friend.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:31, archived)
# Hull?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:32, archived)
# close.
just across the river, in fact.
(martian, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:33, archived)
# Grimsby?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:35, archived)
# .


/repost
(I helped save b3ta! hanrahan, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:35, archived)
# Heh heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:35, archived)
# The bloody thing just got FP'd
The two minute rule applies again.....how embarrassing
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:43, archived)
# can I just say
that anyone who wins prizes for their child at a fair has no right to say "this toy shuould be taken off our shelves"

It was never on our shelves love, you won it a pikey fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:35, archived)
# hear
hear
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:37, archived)
# You missed
a couple of fanfuckingtastic piss ups mate - I hope you're suitably disappointed with yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:38, archived)
# hear
hear
/Backbench octagenarian Tory MP
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:40, archived)
# well
my mates made a very hearty effort to celebrate my birthday, and buy me loads of drinks, so I can't complain.

I can complain about sleeping in a bathroom which had a dripping tap, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:41, archived)
# Ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 11:57, archived)
# I feel sorry for mom
who thought that his manhood was disproportiantly big. Seems about right to me!
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 17:24, archived)