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# we could pretend!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 10 Jul 2003, 11:57, archived)
# Derek says Karen Franks has given him crabs.
I just ignored him.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 10 Jul 2003, 11:59, archived)
# give him lobsters
he will be impressed
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 10 Jul 2003, 12:00, archived)
# Is that a more dangerous form?
Karen Franks is a dirty whore.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 10 Jul 2003, 12:01, archived)
# I bet she smells too.
You deserve better than Derek.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 10 Jul 2003, 12:02, archived)
# She smells of cheap 'Midnights in Paris' perfume.
But you can still smell the B.O.

I have chucked Derek.

He might be diseased. I told him so too.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 10 Jul 2003, 12:03, archived)
# Fat Paul is your man
and in your heart, you know it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 10 Jul 2003, 12:10, archived)
# Fat Paul is not my cup of tea.
He's my friend. And besides, he's in therapy to stop him from exposing himself.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 10 Jul 2003, 12:14, archived)
# crabs are so cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 10 Jul 2003, 12:00, archived)
# I thought crabs and lobsters lived in the sea.
How did Karen Franks get them? She can't even swim.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 10 Jul 2003, 12:02, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 10 Jul 2003, 12:00, archived)