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[challenge entry] Salaryman ease of for


Translation
A man of called Yomashoto Yamashige is left hand up to the shoulder position.
The emblem is engraved on urine gatherer come to the front, by shine the moonlight.

The circle of mean the sun is center, three wave lines of mean the river of urine is right side of that circle,
five pile up the triangles of mean the mountain is left side of that circle.

This is undeniable emblem of Kramalotami a neighboring business.
The Kramalotami and Kreatelan these business are in war now.
But don't a battle since mushagami urine gatherer appear.

Endorsed by Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi.


From the Fake Japanese Products challenge. See all 253 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 20:05, archived)
# i really do think the japanese prime minister is cool; he's the man.
and yet i'm troubled because his politics are far too thatcherite for my liking. is this why personality politics is a bad thing?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 20:06, archived)
# personally
I do think personality politics are something to steer clear of, but I too admire the man for his vision(s).
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 20:10, archived)
# No.. not a bad thing...
but why are you concerned about the Prime Minister of Japan?

Their economy is stable, they have little or no interest in conquest or domination. In fact, their only real position seems to be having no position.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 20:16, archived)
# because bananaman cares about
the whole world.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 20:16, archived)
# someday...
someday soon perhaps bananas will rule the world!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 20:26, archived)
# The Japanese PM ..
.. has the same family name as my wife.

*fact*

My wife's family uses the kanji for "small" and "stream" to sign Koizumi.

*bonus fact*
(ottaky, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 20:30, archived)
# even more astounding
It's a small island, not unlikely that there are few surnames*, and I am a bastard.**

*statement of obvious
**100% OF FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 20:34, archived)
# oi!
www.geocities.com/cawfinger/

found you one.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 20:07, archived)
# well
shut my mouth
edit: leeds united against racism...arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 20:09, archived)
# it's not the 2003/04 one
which won't come out til later. so you're right there. but it may do?
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 20:10, archived)
# any pic of the team will do
that one's perfect, thankyou :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 20:12, archived)
# excellent, thankyou!
their official site honestly doesn't have a picture. Tsk!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 20:10, archived)
# nah,
they wouldn't have a non-up-to-date one there. lazy fan sites are your best bet.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 20:11, archived)
# aaaaaaaaa
hahahahahahahaha =D

Loon!
(I helped save b3ta! tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 20:07, archived)
# I have absolutely no idea
whether a single word of that is true.

So I'll believe it all.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 20:07, archived)
# i believe everything that man just said
because it's exactly what i wanted to hear.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 20:08, archived)
# One can achieve one's every desire
simply by desiring what one has.
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 20:10, archived)
# ah,
but does that not lead down the path of small mindedness, of being closed-off to the rest of the world?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 20:14, archived)
# being happy with what one has
may reduce the impetus to look for new experiences,
but it by no means precludes it.
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 20:27, archived)
# kawowie!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 20:08, archived)
# hahahahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 20:08, archived)
# I think half of these are real
and the other half will be once they see the challenge entries.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 20:08, archived)
# the entire of japan
is lurking
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 20:10, archived)
# I want a percentage
if this one makes it on the market

dials solicitor
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 20:11, archived)
# Is
soliciting still a criminal offence?
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 20:14, archived)
# it is in this
country
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 20:19, archived)
# i love engrish
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 20:10, archived)
# Anybody know
why my ealrier one won't let me enter it in the competition?

I said entry in the drop down box, and even edited it, but alas . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 20:14, archived)
# perfect
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 Jul 2003, 20:30, archived)
# =)
.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 14 Jul 2003, 16:18, archived)