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# I've been doing a lot of this recently...


...by that I mean I've been spending a lot of time as a cat that plays the guitar.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 3:19, archived)
# *gasp*
I want one.
(KnitWit, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 3:20, archived)
# I want to burn it
am i broken?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 3:22, archived)
# no
flames enhance anything having to do with rock n' roll.
See "Wild Zero" for reference.
(KnitWit, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 3:23, archived)
# So true - Motorcycles shooting flames are ROCK
Of course, I've been listening to a bunch of Guitar Wolf for the past couple of days any way, so I'm not entirely impartial.
(I helped save b3ta! Propaganda Monkey, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 3:31, archived)
# have you heard their cover of Can't Get No Satisfaction?
I heard it and fell in love.
(KnitWit, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 3:33, archived)
# Yeah!
Several years ago I saw Guitar Wolf playing the what was, at the time, the filthiest bar in the whole of Seattle. It was so awsome - Guitar Wolf, Bass Wolf and Drum Wolf all in head to toe leather and sunglasses ripping out the ROCK and the place was so packed that the ceiling was dripping with sweat and god knows what. Good times had by all that night.
(I helped save b3ta! Propaganda Monkey, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 3:39, archived)
# wow, that sounds amazing
I missed the chance to see them in NY, but I'm consoling myself by planning to go to Japan next fall.
(KnitWit, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 3:43, archived)
# Oooh, as ryuugakusei
or just as tourist? Either way jealous.

I'd sell my both of kidneys to go over and just to see bands and movies only. Being on the W. coast does afford my the opportunity to see the occaisional Japanese band, but never enough, and almost always a several hour drive.
(I helped save b3ta! Propaganda Monkey, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 3:47, archived)
# i imagine
you are something
of a leper.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 3:24, archived)
# Are you...
...still coming to Edinburgh?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 3:25, archived)
# if i ever get the money i am owed.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 3:27, archived)
# That...
...makes you sound like some kind of mafia loanshark.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 3:29, archived)
# you say that
like it's a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 3:31, archived)
# well...
...I would enjoy it if I was allowed to break kneecaps for a living.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 3:33, archived)
# it's not a bad life.
trouble is, i have to wear a suit at all times, even in bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 3:36, archived)
# Does that...
...make showering awkward?

Not that I expect you to shower in bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 3:37, archived)
# do you really think i have time to shower?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 3:39, archived)
# or rather,
if i get the moneyi'm owed before friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 3:30, archived)
# Eh...
...you want one of me being a cat playing the guitar?

*confused*
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 3:23, archived)
# ideally a cat playing a guitar itself
but that would be a nice second choice :)
(KnitWit, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 3:24, archived)
# Well...
...I often cough up hairballs on the carpet.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 3:25, archived)
# yes
but can you chase your own tail?
(KnitWit, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 3:27, archived)
# How...
...on earth did you know about my tail? My Doctor promised that the operation would be kept confidential.

I can fight bits of string.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 3:29, archived)
# you're hired!
I pay in fish and bread bag twist-ties.
Can you start on Wednesday?
(KnitWit, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 3:31, archived)
# Keep the fish...
...bread bag twist ties are more than any man could desire.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 3:32, archived)
# It looks like he's playing
Gay bar!

Houpla to gaybar.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 5 Aug 2003, 3:22, archived)
# I can see three chords being used,
a Quo cover?


'tis most woo
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 3:24, archived)
# i'll have nothing bad said
about the quo.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 3:25, archived)
# The Quo Are Shit.
100% OF FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 3:29, archived)
# agreed
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 5 Aug 2003, 3:43, archived)
# well yes,
obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 3:47, archived)
# AWESOME!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 5 Aug 2003, 3:25, archived)
# oh my!
the magicality of it.
(nugchuts, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 3:32, archived)
# yay!
i take it it went well then?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 3:33, archived)
# Errm...
...not too badly. It's getting better.

Are you coming to see us when you are back in Jockland?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 3:36, archived)