I was working in a puband asked a regular if he played darts with his chums. He said that he couldn't hit the board for shit. It was only then that I realised that as he had a glass eye, depth perception was a bit on the tricky side...
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Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:18,
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I don't play darts with my chums.Their heads aren't pointy enough.
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pxyzyzygy,
Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:19,
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I also scoredmy third 180 ever while killing time with an empty pub.
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Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:23,
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I sometimes hit the board,but more often contribute to the circle of holes around it. Collateral damage, I like to call it...
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Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:25,
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I believe it's offical name isWomen's darts.
When the women's team play and they all cheer when their player wins, my dad often whispers under his breath, 'Looks like she eventually hit double 1 then...'
/dart humour
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Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:35,
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When the women's team play and they all cheer when their player wins, my dad often whispers under his breath, 'Looks like she eventually hit double 1 then...'
/dart humour
..How much wood would a wood cock knock?
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100% Cock Raw like carrots.,
Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:22,
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..Yes i had taken it as read that it could knock wood.
( 100% Cock Raw like carrots.,
Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:24,
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Are we talking about Edward Woodward's wood cock?So, How much wood would Edward Woodward's wood cock knock, if Edward Woodward's wood cock could knock wood?
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Baz Fuck off,
Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:29,
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..Certainly more than i can count up to.
( 100% Cock Raw like carrots.,
Wed 13 Aug 2003, 13:36,
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