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I want to go to the pub!

I don't drink, but I don't need to... but I get to stay home and sit in a corner, masturbating and crying...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:59, archived)

can i watch?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:01, archived)

you could help

if you like...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:04, archived)

i would,

but i don't think i can reach from here...

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:07, archived)

well, I'll do

the reaching, you can do something else?

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:07, archived)

i've opened

the bottle of baby oil

what next?

(dognutz, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:10, archived)

whatever

tickles your fancy... but baby oil is best used after a shower... warm, wet, soapy hands...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:11, archived)

i've slipped in the shower

i'm bleeding
i feel faint
yet somehow...

...liberated

I'm floating like an angel

there's a light

I'm following it

mother? mother? is that you?

oh fuck. I'm dead

(dognutz, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:15, archived)

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:16, archived)

nah

just kidding

(dognutz, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:17, archived)

and i must say

you do have mighty fine norks

(dognutz, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:22, archived)

thanks : )

I'm quite happy with them

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:24, archived)

blimey!

i just looked in your profile!

(you probably won't read this but..)

those are some damn fine norks!

(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sun 24 Aug 2003, 11:31, archived)

Why stay at home.

The bar has a space near the telly.

Anyway, I'm away. Byeeeeeee

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Tart Monkey, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:01, archived)

too , tata :)

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Tedmus, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 21:02, archived)