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# you've not been tuning them
to try and race the fiesta have you?*

*this is a joke, & is not meant to be taken seriously
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)
# are you mad fool?
my car would never win
(Wh1teLeopard - New look for max-car.com and a new ant and colesie animation, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 13:16, archived)
# what you should do
is stick tape all over it in humourous patterns - it makes your competitors lose concentration through laughing too hard!

worked for me! (in profile, thanks to MatSimpsk)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)
# I scrolled men are all bastards
in the dirt on mine once and drove around like that for about a month, adding to it... eventually I had breasts, 'women rock' 'single ladies onboard' 'greg is gay' and 'men are still bastards'...

I like your little mini though :D
(Wh1teLeopard - New look for max-car.com and a new ant and colesie animation, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 13:21, archived)
# thanks :)
the colour of mine doesn't work well for dirt patterns so I had to get creative
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 31 Aug 2003, 13:25, archived)