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# Well, if my polystyrene ovaries are playing up I'm a 24 FF.
But if I'm OK, I can squeeze into a 26AA.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:50, archived)
# ever thought
about surgery to "enhance your assets"?
(wetflame, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:51, archived)
# I regard surgery as a violation of the spirit.
And I would NEVER be caught wearing one of those frumpy gowns.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:53, archived)
# well i know a friend
who can sell you some massage gel, guaranteed to increase your breast size by two cup sizes. you don't have to wear a gown or anything.
(wetflame, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:54, archived)
# Look Buster!
I sell all sorts of lethal voodoo crap in my salon, from shit pills to mucous drops. Don't pull that crap on me.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:57, archived)
# how about
just the massage then? i can handle it.
(wetflame, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:58, archived)
# Show me the money!
Show me the money!

Debt collectors at my door
What do you do for me?
You got a have a J.O.B.
If you want to be with me
There ain't nothing going on but the rent!
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:01, archived)
# well,
i've got twenty quid, is that ok?
(wetflame, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:06, archived)
# Fine.
Brush your teeth.
(Dawn Syndrome, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 13:08, archived)
# ?
And are you offering to massage it in??

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:58, archived)
# well
it'd be the gentlemanly thing to do, wouldn't it?
(wetflame, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 12:59, archived)