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# though
probably less well endowed than Ron.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:31, archived)
# Thing
about him as well is that it just goes to show you can be a ugly bloke and do porn....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)
# in my experience
most blokes who do porn are ugly. I don't know why.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:33, archived)
# but
then on the other side of the coin...they be ugly blokes paid a small fortune to shag like bunnies....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:35, archived)
# that's IT!!!
ugly blokes become porn stars because good-looking blokes can get a shag in more conventional ways!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:37, archived)
# I
know I ticked the wrong box years ago when the careers officer came round the school...I should of ticked `be in porn films`..ohh woe is me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)
# it's
also to do with 'timing'.

Ron can jizz at will.

A VERY rare skill.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:41, archived)
# How does
Will feel about this?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)
# i've heard
he's very accommodating
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:50, archived)
# probably
goes "Yuck" rather a lot and has learned to close his eyes and mouth very quickly...
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:14, archived)
# i think it's the whole "Hey, that could
be me!" factor
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:35, archived)
# Yeah, but you should see how
far he can jump.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)
# Yeah,
but what a tongue!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:37, archived)
# oooooooOOOOooooooohhh
*mind wanders off*
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:38, archived)
# You're
incorrigible.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)
# encourageable
surely ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)
# I don't need...

...much encouraging either!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:50, archived)
# good lord
that's frightening
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)
# seconded
puppies, Werthers & grooming spring to mind
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)
# Would
you like a sweetie little girl?
/Charlie Drake
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:03, archived)
# don't let the hair
confuse you... oh, right... you meant her...
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:05, archived)
# Well
"Fuck religion" has always been one of my personal philosophies...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:12, archived)
# it is a rather disturbing pyramid
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)
# yes
I am indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)