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# ello you...
...got any fairy tales for me today?

gwan, be creative :o)
(reefus-, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)
# hello...not today i'm afraid
i am exceptionally hung over and seem to have double vision in my left eye
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 16:11, archived)
# ohhh id get a doc to see that
(Alpen, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)
# dr pepper?
mixed with vodka
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 16:13, archived)
# Aww :o(
Here, have some first class Essex-based sympathy :o(

*hugs and that*
(reefus-, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)
# once upon a time
There was a girl called little red riding hood
She grew up and became a lawyer.
The end

sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 16:12, archived)
# once
upon a time there lived a little girl called susan....she would happily play around the garden of her grandmothers house,picking flowers and playing with her small doll.However one day that all came to a end when a train derailed and smashed into the small cottage killing them both in their sleep...

the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 16:14, archived)
# beautiful.
*wipes away tear*
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 16:18, archived)
# I
surprise myself at times...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 16:19, archived)
# Two sides to every story
Once upon a time, there was a train driver called malcolm. He would happily drive his train up and down the train track all day.
But one day he went too fast and the train derailled. It crashed into a house where a grandmother lived with her granddaughter and killed both of them while they were sleeping.

The end.
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 16:19, archived)
# was
he drunk or dependant on booze ?...or was it a poorly maintained rail network which caused this unfortunate accident which would not of occured under a blah de blah goverment....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)
# it was a poorly maintained rail network
which caused this unfortunate accident which would not of occured under a blah de blah goverment....
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Sun 14 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)