
it's just disturbing trying to piss when your face-to-face with some random bloke.
and from the rough calculations going on in my brain at the time by all rights I should technically have been pissing on his foot
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Mon 15 Sep 2003, 3:20,
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and from the rough calculations going on in my brain at the time by all rights I should technically have been pissing on his foot

that if you pissed in the daytime, you could see a reflection of whoever was pissing opposite you..
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Mon 15 Sep 2003, 3:24,
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Mind you, I was always trying to piss as hard as I could to try and break up someones piece of shit!...I actualy managed to chop one in half!...yes, I am that weird!
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Mon 15 Sep 2003, 3:27,
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a head to pop up like some one was hiding from the nazis
a couple of times I was standing there laughing and getting funny looks off the person next to me!...
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Mon 15 Sep 2003, 3:26,
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a couple of times I was standing there laughing and getting funny looks off the person next to me!...

for screaming 'holy fuck! I've lost my cock!'
edit: I just look at your profile Az, nice taste in music you've got there :)
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Mon 15 Sep 2003, 3:28,
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edit: I just look at your profile Az, nice taste in music you've got there :)