Yikes!
That's a bit Matrixy. She's been in the bath too long again hasn't she?
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Mon 15 Sep 2003, 23:02,
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Fact....
I once saw an old crone in Italy peeing across the road, standing up!
She was doing something clever with her hands to enable said peeage, not sure what. That's got to be a neat trick to learn for the ladies? Would save loads of time.
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Mon 15 Sep 2003, 23:10,
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She was doing something clever with her hands to enable said peeage, not sure what. That's got to be a neat trick to learn for the ladies? Would save loads of time.
I'm guessing that
there was the use of what's known as the 'porno hand'.
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Mon 15 Sep 2003, 23:14,
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I'm intrigued
tell me more of this porno hand of which you speak. Is it rude? Maybe she was a very ex porn star.
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Mon 15 Sep 2003, 23:18,
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Of course it is
I may make an animation to illustrate the use of the porno hand at some point...
For now, it's basically it's a hand that seems to resemble an inverted vulcan greeting but is used in many adult publications to... erm... do i need to digress?
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Mon 15 Sep 2003, 23:22,
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For now, it's basically it's a hand that seems to resemble an inverted vulcan greeting but is used in many adult publications to... erm... do i need to digress?