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# they say dolphins are the most intelligent animals, but another wrong prescription from dr snorky seemed to suggest otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 22:49, archived)
# *HG2G reference*
Woo! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 22:51, archived)
# wha?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 22:51, archived)
# So long, and thanks for all the fish?
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 22:52, archived)
# Looks like it's just a reference
to the theory that the book was referring to then.

Either way: Top mashing as always, Mr Elephant!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 22:56, archived)
# Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
Book 4, So Long and Thanks for all the Fish.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 22:54, archived)
# I've never read those books.
Should I?
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 22:55, archived)
# Indeed you should
You should listen to the radio plays too.
Avoid the TV series.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 22:56, archived)
# I like the TV series.
Radio and book versions are better, but it's still nice.

(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 22:57, archived)
# i would avoid
the radio plays to, to be honest. much prefer the books personally.

but each to their own.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 22:57, archived)
# Books
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:00, archived)
# Yes
Books are best, radio plays are next.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:06, archived)
# woo
lovely! yay for Dr.Snorky!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 22:51, archived)
# aww!
but he's so cute!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 22:51, archived)
# mr snorky.
I like that name. What creature is he?
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 22:51, archived)
# doctor snorky
to you, you low life bacterium
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 22:52, archived)
# oh
i misread. I thought that was his patient!
Ok, obviously he's a dolphin :)

And bacterium? Is this true? Please someone tell me otherwise :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 22:55, archived)
# id say you were an amoeba, before bacterium.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 20 Sep 2003, 22:56, archived)
# amoeba
is a gorgeous word. So i'm taking that as a compliment. You really are spoiling me tonight..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:00, archived)
# what about
bitch?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:03, archived)
# it's a bit
curt. If you know what i mean.
And i'm not a huge fan of tch.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:05, archived)
# just buttering you up...



*budum*
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:03, archived)
# you're not bacterium
you're a b3ta chick and as such, you are hot.

/taking Lora under my wing
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 22:57, archived)
# well
that is good to know, thanks :)

and you?! wings?!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:00, archived)
# four wings
two on each of the bats on my deely-boppers.

And with that, I'm off to bed :) night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:04, archived)
#
*throbs*
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:00, archived)
# stop it!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:01, archived)
# NEVER!
*throbs long and hard*
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:04, archived)
# i'm posititvely
dripping.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:09, archived)
#
you have got so much dirtier in the last few months. what happened?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:10, archived)
# i have not!
how do you know i haven't just been for a run and am now dripping with sweat?! (mmmm)

also i went back to school.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:13, archived)
# both conjure up
sordid, throbbing images.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:17, archived)
# school?
WAY HEY!!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:18, archived)
# Yes..
and all us lonely girls locked up together..
None of us having hit puberty (apparently)
that makes you a bit sick :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:19, archived)
# puberty?


(at last)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:13, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
filthy Lora !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:13, archived)
# no no no
Lora is good and innocent and pure.
Unlike Mr 'I'm just going to play with myself' oCo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:16, archived)
# playing with
my shelf !!
It was a typo !!
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:19, archived)
# whatever!
now i know those rumours about the French are true!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:20, archived)
# 90% of french men
keep their watches on during sex


its true.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:21, archived)
# I don't have a watch !


I just keep looking at the alarm clock ...
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:24, archived)
# what rumour ?
Frenchies are hot and wonderful lovers ?
But of course it's true !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:23, archived)
# hahaha
and of course i never doubted your prowess
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:28, archived)
# see?
dirty dirty dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:20, archived)
# no
HE SAID IT! I'm just repeating.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:29, archived)
# Throb it
THROB IT HARD!!!
(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:10, archived)
# *boing*
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 23:02, archived)
# duck billed platypus.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 20 Sep 2003, 22:52, archived)
# if dolphins are supposed to be really intelligent,
why havent they built a vehicle that can allow them to swim onland? like an alternate version of our submarines? eh?



fucking thick bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 20 Sep 2003, 22:52, archived)
# just you wait till they
evolve opposable thumbs. we'll all be fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 22:54, archived)
# smug dolphin bastards.
im going to go and join a whaling crew, and shoot dolphins with harpoons, for fun.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 20 Sep 2003, 22:55, archived)
# Obviously
a bit randy as well, then.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 22:55, archived)
# Swim onland?
Dont you mean walk?

Thats just evolution, dont worry, they are on the case.
(Marwood, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 22:55, archived)
# superb!
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 22:53, archived)
# intelligent my arse!
do you see humans walking around with a bucket of water that they have to dunk their head into every 5 minutes?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 22:55, archived)
# Yes but the fundamental flaw in your argument
is that I've never seen a dolphin walking around with a bucket of water it had to dunk its head in every five minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 22:56, archived)
# I think he was referring to the fact
that dolphins, yet having decided to live underwater, actually need to come up for air every five minutes.

Stupid fucking swimming mammals.
(Marwood, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 22:57, archived)
# no
but they live in the sea and have to come up for air.

it was a shit analogy
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 22:57, archived)
# and surely
they wouldn't need to anyway, having lungs and all..
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 22:58, archived)
# Too
Shey.

or some such french mush.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 22:59, archived)