Reminds me of the Bill Hicks thing about drugs stories in the news.....'you never hear positive drugs stories in the news. THE NEWS means it should be impartial. It's not the BAD news.....
'Today, a kid on acid thought he could fly and lept off a building... What a tragedy....
What a Dick! If he though t he could fly, why didn't he take off from the ground first? You don't see ducks queueing up to take elevators so they can fly south?'
'Hey look! Tommies a pig! Ceck it out! Get it on the news!'
'Today, a kid on acid realised that all matter was simply energy slowed to a low vibration. There was no such thing as death, life is but a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves....... Here's Tom with the weather....'