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# Mini Challenge: Can you make a sneak preview of Jordan giving birth live on the web?


More on the story here
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 5:21, archived)
# like this?

(although quite how she's going to give birth with tights on is beyond me...)
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 5:32, archived)
# er... that looks like Jordan has a has rather large penis
i'm sure they'd be a market for it though ...
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 5:34, archived)
# true... maybe this better conveys the message
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 5:38, archived)
# yay. that's more like
it.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 5:44, archived)
# yeah... now it looks like Jordan has a quite scary large penis
hello I'm new.
I'll post some of my photoshop effort some time when I've got access to them...
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 5:52, archived)
# Hello
new Mr Roosta. Werent you a charactor in one of the hitch-hikers books?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 6:11, archived)
# In fact
werent you accompanying Majicthise when you went to complain about Deep Thought?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 6:12, archived)
# stop now
before you spiral out of control in HHG frenzy
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 6:18, archived)
# Wasn't Roosta
the guy who helped Zaphod in the
publishing building before it were destroyed?
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 6:27, archived)
# Ahhh
that could be it..

Vroomfondle was the guy with Majicthise...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 6:41, archived)
# Notice how ...
... we've managed to scare off Mr Roosta in just a few well-intentioned but scarily-obsessive posts? What a mighty power b3tans wield!
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 6:50, archived)
# It's too late...
This might help but it's not perfect. Where did I leave my towel?
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 6:54, archived)
# I only went to lunch...
I'm back now.
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 7:33, archived)
# that's the one...
...with a towel containing nutrients, anti-depressants and barbecue sauce.
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 7:36, archived)
# I don't think he ever featured in any of the books
he was in the second radio series
(MistaRoosta a massive cock, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 7:34, archived)
# no,
I didn't think I could place him in the books.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 6 Feb 2002, 7:54, archived)