It lives under your bed
It beams doubt and self loathing into your psyche.

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees,
Sat 20 Jul 2002, 10:24,
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I hate myself, now.
no it doesn't.
yes it does.
oh. I'm just not sure anymore.
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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier.,
Sat 20 Jul 2002, 10:27,
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Christ
that is scary!
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dhobi Mur Inhexha!!,
Sat 20 Jul 2002, 10:29,
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That thing is bad, but
I was always more put out by the antics of the chicken of despair which lives in a cave in my face.
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SwampDonkey,
Sat 20 Jul 2002, 10:55,
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it's the spatula!!
there! over there! it's the spatula!! eeeeeeeeeep!
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Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat,
Sun 21 Jul 2002, 9:35,
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