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# Your what what?
Have you committed a crime or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:20, archived)
# i think its an
UCAS form thing.

but you can never tell with kids these days
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:22, archived)
# Oh right.
One of those things that no-one ever looks at unless you've got REALLY shit 'A'-levels.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:25, archived)
# yes.
and considering i just spent september fixing my uni's admissions database, i can confirm it
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:26, archived)
# Unfortunately not.
Oversubscribed courses and lots of people with the same results leads to people reading personal statements and references. As my reference will fail to say that I work well to deadlines and have excellent attendance, I need to make myself sound fantastic in other ways.
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:27, archived)
# How about:
"Don't fuck with me or I'll hunt you down and kill you."
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:30, archived)
# Does that work?
I'll have to try it at some point.
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:38, archived)
# your school
has to write nice things?
my reference was embarrassing to hear.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:40, archived)
# they said little more than
I was a 'character' on mine, then I was permantently suspended
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 15:03, archived)
# Not yet.
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:23, archived)
# are you doing law?
i could give you mine. It's all very pretentious though.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:25, archived)
# God no.
Work with people? Me?

Hah.
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:27, archived)
# i'm not going to be helping people or anything
i just want to go into a big commercial law firm and make lots and lots of money, silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:29, archived)
# Exactly,
if you want to progress in your job you'll have to suck (up to) your boss and stuff to get a promotion. I don't play well with others.

With a nice science degree, I just have to be ocassionally fantastic and amazingly arrogant and I'll be considered a natural for a professorship at a university somewhere.
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:32, archived)
# um
but then you have to teach people?
I'll just find a nice rich politician to marry or something anyway i think.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:35, archived)
# That's ok,
it gives me the right to shout at people who I think are stupid and get paid for it.
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:36, archived)
# No, science is highly political
You have to make alliances with all the right people if you want to get your grants funded.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:36, archived)
# But I don't.
If I get a grant fund, I'll have to produce results. Where's the fun in that?
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:37, archived)
# you have to get funded to be allowed to do research
then you can just wank about as much as you like.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:40, archived)
# Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:43, archived)
#
i didn't like to name names
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:44, archived)
# It's better than
having to live down a hole and eat rats.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:41, archived)
# You're going to be a lawyer?
Couldn't you just kill yourself instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:31, archived)
# and if so...
b3ta.com/board/2157737
(yakmonkey, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:32, archived)
# no silly
the training wage is £30,000. It then goes up to about £50k.
I'm already having fun imagining all the lovely things I shall buy.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:35, archived)
# On the bright side
you'll have to work 80-hour weeks and with a bit of luck you'll have a breakdown before you're 30. Or take an overdose.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:37, archived)
# you want to become an accountant
all the ones I know make about 80-90k. And they're all Bon Jovi fans.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:38, archived)
# I know someone who wants to be an accountant.
We can actually see him grow more boring by the day.
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:39, archived)
# ooh
i like living on a prayer.
I was going to be an accountant/work in finance but then I dropped maths.

If I manage to stay in the profession for a while, i should be earning in excess of that anyway. I still like the politician idea though..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:39, archived)
# All the money in the world
can't stop you being a fucking fucktard.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:40, archived)
# i'm prepared to be a guinea pig for that experiment
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:42, archived)
# That's a very profound thought.
I think when I am old I will embroider it onto a sampler and hang it on my wall.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:42, archived)
# Fantastic.
I'd like you to be my grandmother.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:43, archived)
# I'll stock up on lavender water
and mint imperials, then.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:50, archived)
# imagine a stadium full of fucktards
that's what a Bon Jovi concert must be like.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:43, archived)
# You should do a 'thought for the day' on Radio 4.
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:45, archived)
# There's an idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 14:47, archived)