I think the 'I ain't got no nuts blues' goes as follows:
'Woke up this morning,'
(ner ner ner ner ner)
'Punk kids burned down my hut.'
(ner ner ner ner ner)
'Wife's run off with a grey and I cannot feel my nuts.'
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 12:16,
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Since my baby left me
I've found a new place to dwell
It's halfway down Hazelnut Street
It's the Tufty Hotel.....
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Doctor Evil,
Thu 30 Oct 2003, 12:19,
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