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# Wonderful

Why do all the pundits on the 'The Premiership' on ITV have splodgy orange faces?
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 23:53, archived)
# because football
is a haven for bad haircutted poncy wankers? :P
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 23:54, archived)
# Makeup Artists on Crack
maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 23:55, archived)
# could be
i can't say i'm an expert on makeup artistry.






crack however...
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 23:56, archived)
# is an addictive drug
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# thanks
for that all this crack makes it difficult for me to finish sent...
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)
# off
for bad behaviour


is this the psuedo random sentence fininshing game
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# of life
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)
# is bigger
bigger than you

and you are not me
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)
# you bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 23:57, archived)
# harsh
possibly fair though, who knows?
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)
# all fair based on comments made
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
#
"I'd say he smells. It's not like he'll see it anyway.
Whiffy pants Rev Dan..... poooo"


i'll freakin' moider him!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)
# ahahahah!
it's moider!

you have to give him credit for that though, top quality schoolground mockage
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)
# perhaps a mockage day
on b3ta, oh hang on that already happens
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)
# i've no idea what you mean!








pumpy pants
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# you smell of wee
you big bumface
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# hahahahahah
i have no response to that you win!

but i'll get you next time gadget... NEXT TIME! muhahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)
# meh
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)
# yes
those were the comments

naughty him indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)
# and he called me a posh git
he's nothing but an oik.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# and
a greasy one at that
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# i didn't think you were posh,
just unfeasibly tall
(vork and burlap, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)
# good!
that's exactly the image i try and portray too posh.... ummm.... get across....
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)
# well that all rests on the fact that i remember
the only words you saying to me being "hiya gaz" as you were introduced to me

but my alcohol-addled mind may have warped that from "Hey ho old chap, dapper trousers I must say"
(vork and burlap, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)
# and burn it

/stops the damn sentence finishing
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Tue 4 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)