You're applying too much rational thought to this, you know.
I rather suspect the pig in question is not your average porcine.
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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness,
Thu 27 Nov 2003, 12:14,
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true
and their grasp of basic economics is known to be sketchy, at best
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atomboy,
Thu 27 Nov 2003, 12:21,
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