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(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 9:33, archived)
# If you see Angela Lansbury
at a party/wedding/function


GET OUT OF THERE!
someone is about to die
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 9:36, archived)
# Exactly!
'Murder she wrote' my arse! More like 'Murder she committed framed some patsy and made a mint by writing about it'
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 9:49, archived)
# I've never understood the term
Patsy.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 9:53, archived)
# It means you will
marry an ugly popstar.
Eject his spawn.
Leave him.
(I helped save b3ta! Rooster, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 10:04, archived)
# Right.
I'll try to remember that. Anyone else I should look out for?
(An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 9:55, archived)
# Freddy Kruger?
(I helped save b3ta! Rooster, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 10:05, archived)
# Excellent
Can we have a "thou shalt not worship graven images" one please?
(MattDP (Squiggle), Wed 3 Dec 2003, 9:36, archived)
# What am I?
Your Angela Lansbury/Biblical crossover humorous photoshop bitch?

Ok... I did think of doing a series...
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 9:37, archived)
# That's pretty much how I see you
;)
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 9:47, archived)
# craven
as in john, shirley?
(pikey, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 9:38, archived)
# arf
Angela gets invited to the Ambassador's reception and finds a millionair business man coveting an ox.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 9:37, archived)
# But it's alright
'cos he is murdered
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 9:38, archived)
# I do like that a lot
Very clever, and nicely done. Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 9:40, archived)
# hahahaha
made me larf. More ning.
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 9:41, archived)
# Hahahahahah
Magic!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 9:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha
That am very silly.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 9:44, archived)
# how could
a pretty girl like that end up like that?

i would have.

just goes to show
DONT MARRY PRETTY GIRLS
they get old, and then no more WooOOo!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 9:51, archived)
# be fair
she is 2010 years old.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 9:53, archived)
# Morning better now.
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Rooster, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 9:44, archived)
# Smashing!


I could be a pedant and say that, being an American program, it wouldn't have a 'u' in neighbour, but I wont.

Er...
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 10:55, archived)
# what are you on about?
(well spotted - I've now fixed it)

(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 11:12, archived)
# Ah ha!
Cheeky edit, methinks!
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 11:39, archived)
# ha ha!
loontastic!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 11:08, archived)
# that's
great
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 12:59, archived)
# Damn that made me laugh
Houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Wed 3 Dec 2003, 13:18, archived)