I can see it now..
Has your boyfriend dumped you? Yes? (coughs while laughing hysterically) Well poor you..Until now! You can blow your nose on these, or alternatively, wipe your ass with a picture of his face!
Luvs ~ Thinking of you for Valentines.
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