beep... beep.. beep...
brrrrrrrrrr!
'Which service please?'
'Victoria Wine!'
brrrrr..
'What is the nature of the emergency?'
'WE'VE RUN OUT OF BEER!'
'Oh my god! Hold tight and we'll send a van right away...'
(
Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Fri 9 Aug 2002, 12:17,
archived)