A giraffe walks in a pub
with his mate.
After a beer, the giraffe falls over and lies down on the floor.
His mate gets up to leave and the barman says 'You can't leave that lying there!'
The mate says 'It's not a lion, it's a giraffe'
(
Duncan Disorderly,
Tue 6 Jan 2004, 14:31,
archived)