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# If I had a hammer...
(Well, a magic marker...)

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 12:59, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
Yes, please do!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 13:00, archived)
# shes getting
as bad as carol vorderman with her hand gestures
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 13:00, archived)
# she's trying
to *reduce* your will to live
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 13:01, archived)
# Carol "If it ain't broken replace it with mdf" Smilie
haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 13:01, archived)
# linda barker
actually

/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 13:02, archived)
# no - thats a different
person. Same show.

This one is a woman who thinks she has style and can design but it a hapless halfwit
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 13:02, archived)
# Oh dear they all blend in one meaningless lump of mdf
in my mind's eye
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 13:04, archived)
# I prefer the term
'feckless shite' myself...
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 13:07, archived)
# I quite like her,
so stuff you lot, stuff you right up the Japper!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 13:13, archived)
# running low on the pills
then mate?
ok, she not wholy unattractive but she is bloody irritating and sucha whiney voice!
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 13:15, archived)
# Not at all,
she is lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 13:16, archived)
# in that case get thee to Boots
They now sell Linda Barker makeovers for a hundred quid as part of the Activities section.

i jest not. there is nothing that woman won't whore herself out to
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 13:53, archived)
# Its Linda Barker
fool
(I helped save b3ta! Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 13:03, archived)
# Thanks fool!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 13:04, archived)
# No worries
Happy to have been of service. have a nice day.
(I helped save b3ta! Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 13:08, archived)
# how does she sleep
at night?!
(I helped save b3ta! Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 13:02, archived)
# In a bed
with her eyes closed I suspect
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 13:03, archived)
# Yeah
fair call. Dreaming happily away about always cutting prices
(I helped save b3ta! Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 13:04, archived)
# but
that's not important right now
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 13:04, archived)
# on a bed of five pound notes
© someone, i forget
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 13:03, archived)
# .
"On top of a great big pile of money with many beautiful ladies" - Rainier Wolfcastle (spelling?) - the Arnie character from the Simpsons
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 13:05, archived)
# quite possibly
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 13:06, archived)
# on top
of a pile of money
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 13:03, archived)
# she may be irritating
but she gives me the horn.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 13:02, archived)
# Surely not
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 13:03, archived)
# oh yes
but then, so does the why? bird. i'm thinking of having myself 'fixed'
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 13:04, archived)
# That's some special help
that you need then
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 13:05, archived)
# she does it for me aswell
her and the little prim one on the comet ads would be more than welcome for a bit of two girl action with me!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 13:05, archived)
# oh yes
and what exactly is wrong with the Yes Car Credit girl-next-door?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 13:07, archived)
# You all need to go and have a cold shower
or something
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 13:08, archived)
# Perhaps...
We *are* thinking of mating with freaks, after all...

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 13:10, archived)
# Oi !
that's my sister ...
(dr dolittle, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 21:38, archived)
# Nothing at all!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 13:08, archived)
# an Appaling uniform
but still - you would
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 13:11, archived)
# the mdf
horn?
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 13:04, archived)
# shouldn't that be
"this woman demeans life"?
(el pedro, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 13:02, archived)
# well I quite like her ....
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 13:03, archived)
# .....tits?
(el pedro, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 13:05, archived)
# ... pes
... nias
... editary peers
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 13:09, archived)
# aahh
i getcha
(el pedro, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 13:10, archived)
# snip snip
(wink)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 13:03, archived)
# Interior decoration repost

I just can't help it
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 13:08, archived)
# ooh I loved that book
What was it called again?
(edhead, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 13:53, archived)
# Where...
...the wild things are
(I helped save b3ta! randompunter, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 15:11, archived)