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( , Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:24, archived)

I heard on the noos yesterday about this "citizenship ceremony" from now on, any immigrants that become british citizens have to attend this ceremony where they sing the national anthem and pledge allegience to the queen
WTF?
I've never done either of those things im my life, am I going to get deported?
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Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:28,
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WTF?
I've never done either of those things im my life, am I going to get deported?

as we speak, I'm being loaded into a van and driven to an airport
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Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:29,
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bloody terrorists/foreigners/immigrants!
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Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:31,
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and you will be sent to a violent sex offender prision where you will be anally raped 12 times an hour.
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Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:30,
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I mean, an opportunity to get out of this pit of a country. For free.
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Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:30,
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I'll bet the Queen doesn't know the national anthem, either. She never has to sing it. She just cups her hand to her ear and says, "they're playing my tune"
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Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:32,
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god save me im gracious
god save me im noble
god save me im the queen
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Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:37,
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god save me im noble
god save me im the queen

aren't we supposed to call the "west indianles" nowadays?
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Tue 3 Feb 2004, 14:39,
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I just saw this and my first thought was "metres? A bit...Johnny Foreigner..."
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Tue 3 Feb 2004, 18:38,
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Yards, feet and inches please, as GOD AND THE KING INTENDED!
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Wed 4 Feb 2004, 1:15,
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See here, the Chameleon! ;-)))
Let's be honest: The other pictures just sucked! ;-)
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Wed 4 Feb 2004, 14:40,
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Let's be honest: The other pictures just sucked! ;-)