BastardsDear Daily Mail,
Thank you for publishing your great article on bastard postmen. Over the past few days I have been waiting in my flat for the door bell to ring only to find a card informing me that I was unable to answer the door. Tomorrow I shall be putting up a sign on the door to ring the bell, when the parcel arrives I shall take it off his hands and slam the door in his/her face and later complain of postal theft. Barstards.
Your sincerely,
A daily mail reader.
Keep up the good work old boy!
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Tue 3 Feb 2004, 21:21,
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Thank you for publishing your great article on bastard postmen. Over the past few days I have been waiting in my flat for the door bell to ring only to find a card informing me that I was unable to answer the door. Tomorrow I shall be putting up a sign on the door to ring the bell, when the parcel arrives I shall take it off his hands and slam the door in his/her face and later complain of postal theft. Barstards.
Your sincerely,
A daily mail reader.
Keep up the good work old boy!