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# I love Skeletor!



Carnally.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:07, archived)
# I prefer them
with a bit of meat on their body.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:08, archived)
# my old sociology teacher
emphasis on 'old' was a ringer for Skeltor
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:09, archived)
# Did he dress
in blue lycra all the time then?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:14, archived)
# or point at the black board
with a rams-head staff?
(Nacho, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:18, archived)
# and cackle
like a bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:21, archived)
# yes to all
but... it was a woman...
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:23, archived)
# Are you sure,
really I mean?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:24, archived)
# I wasn't going to
delve too deeply into it. We just believed what we were told, I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:24, archived)
# Did she
live in a mountain and have a big Purple Pussy cat?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:25, archived)
# No
but there was evidence to suggest she may have been evil
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:29, archived)
# of course he's sure it was a woman -
he counted the extra ribs.
(Nacho, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:30, archived)
# You see
that may have been an evil rib related scheme of Skeletor, he's a tricksy little bugger and should never be trusted...not trussed as I originally typed.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:32, archived)
# at his age
he would almost certainly need to be trussed
(Brudda, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:33, archived)
# I can't see
O.A.Ps of The Universe taking off can you?

Although an old He-Man going to Snake Mountain Home for the Elderly Villians on his Battle Zimmer to do battle with Skeletor (who now has Arthritis) is a funny image.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:38, archived)
# Imagine if
Skeletor had brittle bone disease.

it may or may not be amusing
(V3lvetPresley, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 12:32, archived)
# So you're more of a
Man-At-Arms person then?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:19, archived)