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# tj
I found this on my early morning walk



What should i blow up?

edit/ i will video the best suggestion
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:45, archived)
# Erm...
MI5?
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:46, archived)
# is that...
a very blurred nipple in the bottom of that pic?
(tdavidj, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:49, archived)
# A balloon.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:46, archived)
# I'll give you £10
if you set it off in your own arse.

Video evidence required.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:46, archived)
# i'm worried that it might hurt
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:50, archived)
# but
in a good way ;-)
(tdavidj, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:50, archived)
# you'd only notice it
for a split second
(Mr. Partyhat, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:52, archived)
# Offer
it to Blunkett as a cigarette
(I helped save b3ta! B33R Drink me, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:49, archived)
# I'll give ya a few quid for the dynamite
leaving my company today.....
(doobydooby, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:50, archived)
# You should put it on ebay and make some money!
offering to come round and blow up an item chosen by the highest bidder*

*terms and conditions apply!
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 9:53, archived)
# fresh cow pat probably too small...
I'd like to see a Watermelon go up.. but it'd HAVE to be indoors though...
(Wombat Joe, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 10:00, archived)
# Tape it to a sheep*

*I've been playing Worms 3D for too long.
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 10:18, archived)
# I've been toying
with getting htat. How does it compare to the 2d versions?
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 10:31, archived)
# take it to a cinema
order a popcorn, and throw it in just as she opens the big glass thingy to scoop out.


Or find a stack of beans cans in a comedyshow type supermarket, and destroy.


or place in a big bag of fertilizer.
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 10:29, archived)