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[challenge entry] Coming soon to a bedside table near you
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(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:01, archived)
# most pleasant...
woo!
(professor honky straight fonky, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:02, archived)
# Oh yes!
That's the good stuff.

w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:02, archived)
# Ooh

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:03, archived)
# A throbbing woo
how appropriate :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:04, archived)
# Hehe
and it's purple
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:04, archived)
# wankrags
brilliant

fuck photoshop.

make them.

they would sell as a novelty item.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:03, archived)
# yuk
my ex had one of those. an old blue tshirt - well it started off blue to begin with but after a few years i can assure you it was no longer
(hotlcp, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:04, archived)
# Stiff but not starched?
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:05, archived)
# sell them on b3ta
and you've got a deal.

;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:05, archived)
# well - we do have a proper shop now
if you could manufacture, it's not actually out of the question
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:07, archived)
# hahahaha
this is a quality place sometimes...
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:09, archived)
# how easy is it
to get ink to stay on tissues?

i suspect you would end up with a rather smudgy cock.

edit: on second thoughts, you get those kitchen roll things with pictures..
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:07, archived)
# just sell it as a feature
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:08, archived)
# of course
which is why every time I wipe my arse I end up with little flowers around my freckle.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:09, archived)
# hahahahaha
Manic?
Yes.
Have you been rubbing your arse against the wall again?

!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:12, archived)
# Other novelty toilet rolls
lie "Word a Wipe" rolls seem to cope.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:12, archived)
# what a good
idea
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:04, archived)
# Jean E Errs
have a woo yay
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:04, archived)
# If I were you
I'd patent that, quick like.
(Pedro-a-Go-Go, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:05, archived)
# Are they man-size? Or pocket size?
Patent-me-do
(geetoo, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:33, archived)
# Wow!
You have invented the wankerchief!
(I helped save b3ta! Micro Prawnvica, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:05, archived)
# Or a tossue
?
(el_pollo_diablo, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:10, archived)
# Tossues!
I love that! You just scored a 2% cut.

:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:13, archived)
# If we're product naming
might I suggest Kleenexxx?

/relurks.
(Dr Whom I say DJ. You say Roomba. DJ, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:21, archived)
# Kleenex
Ultra-palm?
(I helped save b3ta! Micro Prawnvica, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:54, archived)
# Tummy wipes!
(Baa Lamb, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:07, archived)
# That's my favourite Getty source pic
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:12, archived)
# hahaha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:14, archived)
# Fanstasmic.
Patent it NOW

Or inside a year you'll see them being sold by someone else. FACT.
(Daveybaby, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:45, archived)
# Fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 22:20, archived)