woo-yay
and houpla sprinkles, that made me giggle.
I got randomly attacked by a lady tramp recently, she tried to run me over with a shopping trolley, but she was old and I was too fast for her. Phew.
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100% kitten better than ever,
Tue 3 Sep 2002, 18:38,
archived)
I got shoulder barged
by a large trampy-cunt once for not giving him any cash.
Twat.
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bigdave,
Tue 3 Sep 2002, 18:50,
archived)