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# they're getting very creative with the captions
Dance Tony Dance ! Now with disco lights and Pan's People !!!
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Sun 9 May 2004, 16:09, archived)
# made me laugh out loud
that did
(nephtali, Sun 9 May 2004, 16:11, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 May 2004, 16:11, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
^breathe^
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
(I helped save b3ta! ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Sun 9 May 2004, 16:12, archived)
# I'd add the word "allegedly" to that...
Just incase the legal knobs jumb up & down on your bones.
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Sun 9 May 2004, 16:12, archived)
# it says aledgedly
(I helped save b3ta! ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Sun 9 May 2004, 16:13, archived)
# just reporting the NOW allegations
could I have legal norks jumping on me instead ?
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Sun 9 May 2004, 16:15, archived)
# Question:
Did it originally have "allegedly" in the bottom corner? I could have sworn it didn't..

*takes glass eye out and washes it*

"Legal Norks" : Are they ones belong to 16+ year old girls... As opposed to "Paedo Norks", which obviously belong to 11-15 year olds...
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Sun 9 May 2004, 16:20, archived)
# honest
it always had allegedly on it..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Sun 9 May 2004, 16:21, archived)
# ...allegedly ;)



sorry XD
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Sun 9 May 2004, 16:31, archived)
# FP that man
NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! bloojam Is back(ish) in bl3ck, Sun 9 May 2004, 16:13, archived)
# do I need to have read a tabloid today
to get this?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 9 May 2004, 16:14, archived)
#
www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sun 9 May 2004, 16:15, archived)
# No
you can take it at face value if you want - or you could look at the The NOW website.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Sun 9 May 2004, 16:16, archived)
# I'd rather not
the world would be a better place if you were their headline writer :)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 9 May 2004, 16:21, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!


I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Sun 9 May 2004, 16:15, archived)
# Arf
=)
(nan-demo, Sun 9 May 2004, 16:16, archived)
# Best thing of today so far
I haven't stopped laughing yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 9 May 2004, 16:17, archived)
# Curious
I wonder why NOTW has the design on his T-shirt one way round on the front page (clicky), and the other way round on the page where the story is (clicky)?

Whaddya mean "beacause the NOTW are a lying bunch of cunts?"
(Puerile Digital Arts Community - Make sigs bold and link coloured! Now!, Sun 9 May 2004, 16:33, archived)
# well spotted
very strange, the only thing the other way round is the design.
(bigbomba, Sun 9 May 2004, 16:40, archived)
# cos that's been photoshopped
to make leslie ash appear as though she's close in behind him in a muslim woman hating style, as opposed to the more likely "walking about 4 feet apart", and the image has been flipped because we "read" from left to right, so we see big imposing lee chapman, and then his diminutive wife appearing to cower behind him.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Sun 9 May 2004, 16:42, archived)
# Its obvious it's been 'shopped
but that's a huge no-no on Fleet Street these days, even in the Nudes Of The World.

It strikes me as very careless to publish two versions.

Perhaps we should have them publicly dragged through the courts, humiliated, and closed down?

I wish
(Puerile Digital Arts Community - Make sigs bold and link coloured! Now!, Sun 9 May 2004, 16:45, archived)
# it's only a nono to a certain point
that is perfectly allowed.

however, if they'd photoshopped ash's face to make it look like she'd had a worse chinning, or chapman wearing a knuckleduster or something, that's a no-no
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Sun 9 May 2004, 16:47, archived)
# ... and another thing
if you look closely at the two images, it is clearly only the t-shirt design that has been flipped, so it seems unlikely that its summat to do with picture composition.

Very odd.
(Puerile Digital Arts Community - Make sigs bold and link coloured! Now!, Sun 9 May 2004, 16:47, archived)
# or the whole image was flipped,
and the shirt design not flipped back. the one in the story is likely an older image, i'd guess
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Sun 9 May 2004, 16:52, archived)
# check out Leslie's parting
It changes sides, in the pictures when she is with him it is on the left, in the picture with her sister and the one at the bottom with him it is on the right.

It might explain why she look a little not right in the main photos, not many people are symetrical enough that you can flip them whithout it looking a little odd.

Either way, blookdy careless to have two almost identical versions of the same image.
(much_too_much_much_too_jung, Sun 9 May 2004, 18:20, archived)
# hmm
(I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Sun 9 May 2004, 18:35, archived)
# The headphone
wires are tattyshopped on one, look closely.
(ProudClod, Sun 9 May 2004, 19:47, archived)
# old news but I hate the silly cow...
my eyes have gone funny after making this... hope yours don't.

(josimarX, Sun 9 May 2004, 19:30, archived)
# This bored is for shopped
images. Think of the kittens

*Cries*

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Mon 10 May 2004, 13:44, archived)