Squirrel are breaking my bird feeder.
The teeth marks give it away. I shall put them to good use pulling carts. Fetch me a squirrel harness!
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Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at,
Tue 15 Jun 2004, 9:21,
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What you need to do
is smear the feeder hangy thing with engine oil, then the little blighters can't get no purchase, see?
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furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked),
Tue 15 Jun 2004, 9:27,
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